ELB Precious Metals Sweatpants

$50.00

Cotton polyester blend fleece sweatpants digitally printed with the ELB gold-silver palette.

If a bold shade of gold or lusty hue of silver doesn’t send shivers down your spine, out your purse, and into our pocket, what are you even doing on this site? One thing’s for sure — you’re not worthy of the precious metals that define the lifecycle of entitlement, littleness, and bitchery.

All products expect to ship and arrive within 2 weeks and most sales are finale. See our Shipping Policy or Returns & Refund Policy for more details.

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